Telegrams – The Gift They Remember…
The Revenge You Deserve!

Men's Birthdays!

Definitely NOT the Girl Next Door!

Women's Birthdays!

Remember THAT guy!
You will now!


After Years of Service…Send Them Off With a Smile!

Bachelorette Parties

Fun Bridal Party Fun
Humorous “Strip Tease”
Cowboy Love…LOL

Telegrams start with declaration of a long lost love for the person being honored.  Hobbies, past times, funny embarrassing stories are crafted into a roast ending with a balloon hat and a group song.

Grand Forks Metro

27 Year Veteran
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  • Cowboy Nerd
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Telegram Performer

Newer Performer
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I first met you when you performed for my bachelorette party, then I hired you for my husbands 40th. When it was time for Dad to retire I HAD to get you!  Thank you for being a part of our family celebrations!

Mary L